- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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