Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Dont read this joke

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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