Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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