Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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im gay

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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