- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

women's rights

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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