Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Im cute hehehee

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

I have a really funny joke.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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