- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

a black guy hates chicken.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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