- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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