In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Knock knock Go away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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João Duarte reads this.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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