- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Barack Obama is a good president.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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