yeyeyeyeye live action

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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diarrhea.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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