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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Help I'm being raped!

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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