- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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