- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

whats my name? Matt

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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