What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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