Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

pull my finger (farts)

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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