Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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