What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Women's rights

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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