- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats my name? Matt

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

why did katy fall off her bike?

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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