What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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