- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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say it ten times fast: oh

A bar walks into a man

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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