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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

world peace

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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