Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Badabing.

belly button

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

field day?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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