- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Women's Rights..

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

homosexual

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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