How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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