Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

sky's sty

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Badabing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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