- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Massie is a fatass

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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