Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Anti Joke

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