- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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