What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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