What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

why do mexicans get made fun of

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What is your bill about? Clinton

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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