a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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everyone dislike this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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