Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

George W. Bush

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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