Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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F? No k

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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