- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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