Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Womens basketball

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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