- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is funnier than 24 69

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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