- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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