- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Your mother just died.

#Getweird

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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