Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Nickelback.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Irish sobriety

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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