- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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