why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

David Cameron

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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