- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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