What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

joke under this line wins _________________________

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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