- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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