- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy