- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A russian gives away vodka.

osama bin laden is dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Title IX

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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