- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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