Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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