What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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