- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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