Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A sober Irish individual.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Penis

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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