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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

willam dafoe

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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