- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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