What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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