- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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