An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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