- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

when debbie meets downer

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

women's rights

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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