- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

guess what>? your mum lol

Stop me if you heard this one before.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

arena football

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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