What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

There's a god, just kidding.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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