- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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