a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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