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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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