What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A mormon walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

thumb_up thumb_down -20

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -20

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

8================D-------- (.Y.)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops