- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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