- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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