Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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