- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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