why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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