- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Sam Hengal.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Shea's sty....

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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