What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Poop...

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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