what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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