- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

A dead guy walks into a grave.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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