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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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