What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

what to call someone thats gay zak

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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