What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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the WNBA.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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This isn't funny.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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