david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Anti Joke

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