That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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