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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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