Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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2 black kids walk into school

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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