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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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