"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What is 9+10? 19

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what goes boo a sock

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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