- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Horse.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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