Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What is the name of the car? What

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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