- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Want to hear a joke? No.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A sober Irish individual.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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