Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Your mom

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Anti Joke

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