Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Women's professional sports

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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