What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

This is a joke.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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