Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Loperson

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Gus's mom

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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