Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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