- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

if got a joke if fogot it

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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