- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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