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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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