- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A russian gives away vodka.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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