- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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