Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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YOU

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Corn Muffins

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Anti Joke

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