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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

what did one computer say to the other .........

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Robin, get in the car!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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