your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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