What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Anti Joke

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