knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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