- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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