- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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