Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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