High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Girls Lacrosse.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

read me write me

No soap radio

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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