The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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autsim

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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