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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Justin Bieber

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Homonyms should be band.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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