what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Your mums a potato

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Horse.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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