why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

You idiot thats 9 letters

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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