Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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