- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Whats worse than suicide? death

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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