Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Justin beiber's penis

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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