Mahmy

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What do you call an arab ?

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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