- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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women's rights

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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