Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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