- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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