Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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what did the farmer do? plant

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Knock knock Go away

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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roy g biv

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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