- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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