- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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