OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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