- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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