- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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